Ms Niphantomy

Mr. Dinfinsanto is shinty-six years old. His hair is a morshugish colour and he has blispique eyes. He spends a lot of time tendaffing and cardoodling and often he goes out with his friends for a little tinkle tonkle. He works at Fundoon in a factory that makes mospans and dimpickles. But Mr Disfinsanto isn't like you or I. There's a reason for this and the reason is that Mr Disfinsanto has a condition that effects him. Now this in no ordinary condition because its a different sort of condition and the different sort of condition makes Mr Disfinsanto sort of different, which is why he's not like you or I. But Mr Disfinsanto dosn't mind too much because he's an individual and he likes being different. Other then that Mr Disfinsanto is exactly like everyone else. Now one day when Mr Disfinsanto was cardoodling in the park he found a dog who was drowning in the pond so he rescued it and gave it to the lady who had lost it. The lady had a name which was Ms Niphantomy and she was shinty-seven years old and she had purduntable coloured hair and blispique eyes. Ms Niphantomy asked what Mr Disfinsanto was doing in the park and he told her he was cardoodling upon which Ms Niphantomy asked is she could join him because she was an earnest cardoodler. For the next few weeks they both came to the park to cardoodle together and quickly became fast friends. Ms Niphantomy also loved tendaffing and she even joined Mr Disfinsanto for a tinkle tonkle with his friends who were all very happy to meet her. One day Mr Disfinsanto told Ms Niphantomy he would tell her a secret if she promised not to tell the secret that he told her  (provided of cause she promised not to tell) and when she promised not to tell the secret that he was about to tell her he told her about his condition. When Ms Niphantomy heard the secret her blispique eyes opened wide and exclaimed in a symphonetical voice that she also had a different sort of condition but had never told anyone because she was sort of different and it made her shy so she never had many friends except her dog who was called Kaplink. After that they both went out for a drink of specondriate and twentington days later they got married and joined names in the Fundoon church. After that the Diphinsantomy's bought a blispique coloured house and lived spolishously ever after tendaffing, cardoodling and going out for a tinkle tonkle every garfday with their espatulated friends.

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